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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

TOP THREE FUCKED UP WAYS PEOPLE HAVE FOUND THIS BLOG, AND OTHER BORING STATISTICS

We like to keep track of our statistic tab and see what's what and from whence you came. Here is the top three so far:

1. The fella from Morocco that found my well written and protracted defense of Star Trek The Motion Picture by entering into google.ma (the Moroccan google page) the search term "ass pictures blogspot" obviously hoping to hit gold when seeing a blog post titled "Motionless picture my ass!". I wonder to this day how bummed they were and whether or not they read it.

2. The fella from Ethiopia who somehow stumbled upon this blog by entering the search terms "upside fuck vedio". Yes, "vedio". I have no fucking clue what it was they were after or if they ever managed to find it, but I really don't want to know.

3. I have no idea where this one originated, but somebody searched for "girly sonny incest" when looking for information about the film "Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny, and Girly". Seriously, how sick is that? Yes, there is a borderline incestuous streak running through that film but really? Dumbfounded!

HONORABLE MENTIONS (questionable places that apparently linked to here):

-The Russian milf porn website that somehow linked to here
-Some site selling official NHL hockey jerseys
-Some site or other having something to do with improving your golf swing

FACT:

More people have found this blog by typing in the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a whore" than any other search term.

LESSON LEARNED?:


Having a blog with the word "Fuckshit" in the title and swearing a lot in my reviews probably wasn't such a good idea...

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